Tomato Stepping?

The scoop: 

Step on a Tomato

Scientist have found that the simple process of stepping on a tomato will dramatically increase success in an individual.   The study incorporated over 10,000 people from all walks of life.  Businessmen, Professional Athletes, Actors, Stay-at-home Moms, Students, and manual labors were required to step on a tomato once a day.  After monitoring the daily efforts of the participants Dr. Doknot and Dr. Believeme found an average of 75% increase in life-expectancy, 200% increase in wealth, and 40% weightloss in all participants. 

Since the study has been released countless of successful celebrities have stepped forward stating that stepping on a tomato once a day was the key to their success.  P Hilton and B Spears stated that a downward trend in their careers came when they stopped stepping on a tomato.  D Trump stated that his wealth began to accumulate when he stepped on a tomato a day.

The list continues.  The scientific fact of tomato stepping will result in a new birth of success for the world.  Will you be a believer…

What a crazy study.  You would have to be outside your mind to try this right?  I’ve got to admit myself if I read a report like this I might try stepping on a tomato everyday for a week just to see what might happen.  Before you go getting tomato stained feet know that the Bible has a daily plan for success.  God tells Joshua in Joshua 1:8  a different plan.  Meditation in God’s word daily will result in success. 

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